orwells tragedy
6:23 Mon Jul 23
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Start a conversation with "So.......
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CrowleyHammer
6:21 Mon Jul 23
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madeeasy 6:17 Mon Jul 23
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There lays the problems where most relationships go tits up
Actually i think you will find its because the tits go down.
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madeeasy
6:17 Mon Jul 23
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Why is it when a couple marry that a guy wants a woman to stay the same and she changes.
And a woman wants a guy to stay change but he stays the same?
There lays the problems where most relationships go tits up
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Nurse Ratched
6:00 Mon Jul 23
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In which case, my advice would have been for her.
Since you brought it up, rather chivalrously, I was always found to be the one at fault and nagged to 'change'. Everything from sarcasm to body language, to "not being like my mates' birds", to clothes. Turns out I'm very far from perfect. Who would have guessed?
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Far Cough
5:53 Mon Jul 23
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"I have a revolutionary idea: don't marry someone who annoys you, because they won't change, the effort is futile, and it kind of makes you a nasty little tyrant."
She never did nothing to annoy me before we were married, she couldn't have been more accommodating, all this came out AFTER we were married and in any case, with your record in relationships, I'm not sure you are the right person to give advice :-)
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Nurse Ratched
5:52 Mon Jul 23
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That was the point of my 'hate crime' remark.
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5:52 Mon Jul 23
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Shouldn’t you have said all rather both?
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Nurse Ratched
5:49 Mon Jul 23
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I have a revolutionary idea: don't marry someone who annoys you, because they won't change, the effort is futile, and it kind of makes you a nasty little tyrant.
That's my advice for both* sexes.
* 'both sexes - with apologies for my appalling hate crime, there.
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Far Cough
5:37 Mon Jul 23
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Oh and mother in law was a basket case
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Far Cough
5:36 Mon Jul 23
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She had 3 other sisters, so I was spoiled for choice
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Fifth Column
5:34 Mon Jul 23
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Anyone who hangs toilet paper away from the seat, facing towards the wall, is a wrongun. FACT.
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Oh dear
5:25 Mon Jul 23
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...........or have an affair with her sister. Or mother.........
These things normally are a family thing and that would be out of the pot and in to the frying pan.
I've found that not taking a blind bit of notice of moaning about things like leaving the toilet seat up stopped Mrs Oh Dear moaning about this sort of shit. And in fact I would leave the toilet seat up at every available opportunity - even if I hadn't used it, walking past the loo, lean in and put the seat up, have a shower, leave the seat up. Go into the loo to hang new towels up, leave the seat up.
All that petty moaning seemed to vanish, it hasn't stopped her being as stubborn as a mule or moaning about the important things though.
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Nurse Ratched
5:07 Mon Jul 23
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How to hang lavatory paper is a really stupid thing to nag someone about.
Maybe you should start knocking her about, or have an affair with her sister. Or mother. Currently she seems slightly neurotic without something important to worry about. You'd be doing her a favour.
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Far Cough
5:06 Mon Jul 23
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Tell me about it, I had to stand on the naughty step because I put the loo roll on the wrong way
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Eggbert Nobacon
5:06 Mon Jul 23
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*1889
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Oh dear
5:02 Mon Jul 23
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FC
Obviously I am then :>)
I imagine there other hills worth dying on, rather than arguing which way the loo roll should hang
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Eggbert Nobacon
4:53 Mon Jul 23
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Trev, correct
original patent from 1989
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/161513030391-0-1/s-l1000.jpg
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Far Cough
4:47 Mon Jul 23
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Oh dear 4:37 Mon Jul 23
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According to my wife, you're wrong
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Trevor B
4:40 Mon Jul 23
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Toilet roll should always hang over, rather than under. Anyone who says differently is clearly a nonce.
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Oh dear
4:37 Mon Jul 23
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Far Cough
You can put a toilet roll on in one of two ways, which are both different - but neither could be described as the wrong way.
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bruuuno
4:20 Mon Jul 23
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Oh and her housemate sleeps with an ancient threadbare blanket named ‘blanky’
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